“SANTA WITH AN ATTITUDE!”

"SANTA WITH AN ATTITUDE!"

 

Dear Santa,
How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the
reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I
would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for
Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.

Merry Christmas,

Timmy Jones

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Dear Timmy,

Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all
fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the
time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to
get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll bring you
something you can go outside and play with.*

Merry Christmas,*

Santa Claus***

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Mr. Claus,

Seeing that I have fulfilled the "naughty vs. Nice" contract,
set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to
granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this
joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a jibe at
my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit
trite?

Respectfully,

Tim Jones

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Mr. Jones,

While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria,
need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it
a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action,
well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorney's have been
on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be
more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I
alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social
skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the
bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days.

Very Truly Yours,

S Claus

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Now look here Fat Man,

I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was
attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends
into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to tweet my boys
and we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my game console,
my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!

T-Bone

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Listen Pizza Face,

Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on
one night and never gets caught sweats a overweight G-banger wannabe? "He sees
you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake". Sound familiar,
genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your
shit wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people
that if I described them right now, you'd throw up your Totino's pizza roll
all over the carpet of your mom's basement. You're not getting what you
asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in
you're ass and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.

S Clizzy

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Dear Santa,

Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything.

Timmy

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Timmy,

That's what I thought, you little bastard.

Santa

 

Merry Christmas and a belated Happy Hanukkah to you all, And a Happy and Healthy New Year!

Bill (Danny) Harasym

"Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless
means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral." -Paolo Friere-

Bill sent you a video: ""Bob the ELK" Fixin' himself an Elk Leafy Salad, with no Dressing!"

Bob the ELK" Fixin' himself an Elk Leafy Salad, with no Dressing!"

 

beardog321 has shared a video with you on YouTube Check out Bob the Elk! "Bob the ELK" Fixin' himself an Elk Leafy Salad, with no Dressing! by beardog321 "Bob the ELK" is chowing down on some leaves, twigs and branches on 9-12-2012 in Sheridan, WY and only a couple of blocks from where I live! Here's a Little Info about the #1 Western town in America! Here in Wyoming, it's more than just a word. It's the sincerity of a smile, the friendliness behind a simple "Howdy," and the authentic real West charm of Sheridan,Wyoming. Sheridan is one of Wyoming's jewels, where fabled Western history and dramatic mountain vistas meet New West comfort and the serenity of wide open spaces. Enjoy a frontier spirit that values friendship -- and independence. Embrace the West! Welcome to Sheridan, Wyoming and visit us here: http://www.sheridanwyoming.org/ Help center • Email options • Report spam ©2012 YouTube, LLC 901 Cherry Ave, San Bruno, CA 94066

"97 Klu Klux Klaucus Members, Including WY's own Cynthia Lummis Oppose Susan Rice"

Racist House Repubs oppose an African-American Susan Rice based on their mindless racism!

97 House Republicans in opposing Rice's potential nomination to replace Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State, even though her public statements about the incident originated from unclassified talking points provided by the intelligence community.

Both Obama and Senate Intelligence Committee Chairwoman Dianne Feinstein have defended Rice, arguing she was using the best intelligence supplied to her at the time.

Under the Constitution, only the Senate has the power to give advice and consent to the administration on nominees. But the wet-brained republicans like Lummis and her racist friends think they won the election. How in God's name anyone could vote for Lummis is beyond me, as she is a living and breathing sockpuppet, doing whatever her master's tell her to do. The woman is incapable of an original thought, but sure loves her farm subsides and BLM leases!

"Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless
means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral." -Paolo Friere-

"Brutus Vs. Sheridan, WY on November 9, 2012"

Subject: Bill H. sent you a video: "Brutus Vs. Sheridan, WY on November 9, 2012"

 

beardog321 has shared a video with you on YouTube Check out my latest video about Brutus "The Storm"! Starring me and Buddy! Brutus Vs. Sheridan, WY on November 9, 2012 by beardog321 The 1st big snowstorm in Wyoming this winter season!

Urgent: Grizzly Bears Need Your Help

Dear Family and friends,

This is extremely important, so please take a minute or 2 to read it, and help save our grizzly bears! Please! Thank you!

 

Sent: Friday, November 09, 2012 5:38 PM

Subject: Urgent: Grizzly Bears Need Your Help

		Dear William, Protect the Shoshone National Forest and its Grizzlies Right now, the fate of the Shoshone National Forest and its grizzly bears hangs in the balance. Oil and gas drilling and motorized trails threaten to ruin our nation's first national forest, located right on the eastern border of Yellowstone National Park. The good news is we can protect this spectacular place, which is some of the best grizzly bear habitat in the entire Greater Yellowstone ecosystem. Tell the Forest Service to protect the Shoshone's wild backcountry nature and keep it off-limits to oil and gas development and more motorized trails. The U.S. Forest Service has developed a draft management plan for the Shoshone, which will determine the future of the forest for decades to come by defining where oil and gas drilling will be allowed, if more motorized trails will be developed, and whether any additional areas will be recommended for wilderness protection. Roads and motorized trails destroy important habitat for grizzly bears and are a key factor in grizzly deaths each year in Greater Yellowstone. Additional roads and motorized trails will also diminish the natural beauty that makes the Shoshone so spectacular and that so many come to the forest to experience. Submit your comments to the Forest Service today! We must act now -- we only have until November 26 to make our voices heard. Grizzly bears need hundreds of square miles to survive -- to find food, mates and dens where they can raise their cubs before emerging each spring. For now, the Shoshone provides them with a home, but if these wildlands are carved up by more motorized trails or oil and gas drilling, the long-term survival of the Yellowstone grizzly bear could be in serious jeopardy. This majestic country also provides some of the most inspiring and challenging recreational opportunities in the world, including backcountry hiking and camping, skiing, fishing and much more, all of which benefit the local economy. Make your voice heard and together we can protect the iconic grizzly bears and our country's first national forest. The Shoshone National Forest, still largely as wild and intact as it was 200 years ago, is one of the American West's greatest wild legacies -- let's keep it that way. Thanks for all you do for our environment, Bonnie Rice Sierra Club Greater Yellowstone Campaign P.S. Please share this important alert with your friends and neighbors. You can also help spread the word about this issue on your social networks: You can view the U.S. Forest Services Draft Management Plan for the Shoshone National Forest by clicking here.

Sierra Club
85 Second St.
San Francisco, CA 94105

NOTES OF SHAME

Some Notes are OK, others, well the owner needs to look in the mirror at the real culprit!

 

Happy Halloween!

 

Beautiful Pumpkins!

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